have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

wild-lion:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

iamnotyourwhoree:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

i don’t mind being alone, i just hate feeling alone

artsysauce:

sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation