@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me
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it’s not my fault im adorable and charming and hilarious with an Intensely Powerful Aura
That is not how ratings work. Unless you have a Nielsen box, your television doesn’t count in ratings.
Make sure that you DO. NOT. WATCH. OR. READ. ANYTHING. ONLINE. during or after the inauguration!
Basically, your tv viewing doesn’t count for anything BUT your social media/online activity DOES. Don’t give the inauguration any attention, treat it like the sham it is. Don’t post anything on tumblr or twitter or facebook relating to trump or the presidency. Don’t watch online videos of his speech or reblog gifs of him, he loves that, especially if you are opposed to him.
Watch this instead: Celebrity-filled telethon set for Facebook Live on inauguration day
But do spread news about the protests!
Please don’t ignore our comrades in the streets!
This is not true lol I was in a class called Understanding Media Measurement where we learned all about the collection of ratings. Watching without a Nielson box does count as ratings.
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i love men that know when to just shut their fucking mouth
i’ve never met one
but i love the concept
but if I guy said this about a girl ??? ? ??
but if a mouse said this about a kia sorento ??? ? ??
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them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that
me: snip snip
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I posted something about my cheating ex and his mom and I made weekend plans
I’m going back into the closet I can’t do this anymore
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- Pulling woolen jumper sleeves over your hands
- Reading your favourite book
- Touching the yellowing pages of an old book
- The sound of rain outside when you’re falling asleep
- Having the right amount of blankets on your bed
- Curled up in bed, reading your favourite part of a story with a hot chocolate
- Trudging down damp country lanes full of puddles and dead leaves
- Watching orange leaves fall from trees
- Coming in from the cold and the rain to have a hot bath
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